CineQuote Newsletter #81

Rate, Review, Tell a Friend, and watch some movies.

One movie trivia game to rule them all….

Happy Easter Monday to those who celebrate. And no, we did not do an Easter movie yesterday. We got in a big fight over at Headquarters over whether to do Jesus Christ Superstar or Harvey, and in the end both sides lost. We thought it best to go a different route altogether and opted for a Viggo Mortensen movie, so I guess… everybody won, even if the movie was extra Stumpery.

Would you be so kind as to drop us a quick review of our App? If you’ve already done this, thank-you for being a hero. If you haven’t, a nice rate and review on either the App Store or the Google Play store would be mighty kind of ya, and much appreciated by the gang of newsies and shoeshine boys we have running this two-bit operation.

Also, last month we unveiled the Triple Play for our Members to play! As promised here’s another one:

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Alrighty. Let’s talk numbers:

Last Week’s Highlights

Highest Win Percentage

77.4%

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Lowest Win Percentage

65.7%

Alien Resurrection (1997)

Our April Fools’ Day movie proved to be the winner of the week. This makes so little sense to us as 60% of the quotes were grunting and/or screaming, but we’ve stopped trying to crack the code of how y’all play this thing. Yes, it was indeed a John Rambo movie (there were five in total) and we gave you his name in quote number 4, so you CQ sleuths out there figured we were talking about RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II where he heads back to ‘Nam to rescue POWs (and also…. fall in love?). Normally 77% isn’t high enough to top the charts, but from the looks of it, the week was full of booby traps.

Alright. Yes, sequels can be real pains. Enter.. ALIEN RESURRECTION which burst through many a chest this week. Sigourney Weaver’s voice popped up in Quote 3, so that may have helped those that got it, but you’d have to know some plot elements to really zero in. Maybe this needed to be a Sunday Stumper given the difficulty. Don’t feel bad if you went with Alien 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, or 7. Number 4 won’t show up here for awhile.

Olympia Dukakis as Clairee Belcher in
Steel Magnolias (1989)

Ace of the Week

14.7%

“All gay men have track lightin’ and all gay men are named Mark, Rick or Steve.”

To all the Marks, Ricks, and Steves out there, CineQuote makes no comment about your sexuality (perceived or otherwise). Whatever ya got going on, we’re glad you’re here making us part of your day. If you have some grievance, and we don’t know why you would as track lighting is awesome, you can take it up with either STEEL MAGNOLIAS or the estate of Olympia Dukakis. Hey, check out the NYC apartment she lived in up until her death. Even she had some quality track lighting we bet.

Well, you’re not Sssstupid Hobbittes, like Smeagol says. Three quarters of players were able to zero in on exactly the right Tolkien (The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey). Helps if you know what Martin Freeman sounds like, as he was not involved in the LOTR movies.

In Quote 5, we dropped the title of the movie The Wedding Planner which, if you couldn’t discern J-Lo’s voice or M-High’s Texan drawl, you should remember we occasionally GIVE you the title in the last quote. It can’t hurt to consider if you’ve got no other ideas.

We’re assuming that the 29% of players who couldn’t correctly guess Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey had quit playing mid-game because they were remembering the teary ending. We should supply “Kleenex-warnings” moving forward on any potentially-heartbreaking quotes.

The King and I is 70 plus years old and has lead actor Yul Brynner, a Russian-born white actor, wearing “Asianifying” makeup and eye tape. Back then, that was good enough to win ya an Academy Award, but today... well, not as much. Probably. Who’s to say what those voters will do that’s gonna look cringe 70 years from now.

Here are the numbers for all the games last week.

CineQuote Movie

Win %

Ace %

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

77.4%

2.4%

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

75.3%

8.2%

The Wedding Planner (2001)

74.0%

2.0%

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

71.3%

7.7%

The King and I (1956)

68.7%

4.5%

Steel Magnolias (1989)

68.5%

11.9%

Alien Resurrection (1997)

65.7%

8.6%

CQ Recommends

We recommend taking in the sights on your way home.

The Lookout (2007)

A young man, still reeling from a traumatic accident years earlier, falls prey to a charismatic gang leader's seductive promise of a better life.

Long before he churned out grandmasters of miniseries “Queen’s Gambit” and “Godless”, Scott Frank made his bones by writing deft, tights screenplays including Out of Sight. In 2007, they handed him the reigns to direct. There are many of his hallmarks in The Lookout, and I wish he’d come back to the big screen to do it again sometime and leave the TV series to other Scotts.

-Sean

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